Game Night!

My friend Carol sent me what I consider to be the greatest invitation ever! I thought I would share it with all of you to spread the smiles. Oh, and if any of you want to come, let me know, I just know she wouldn't mind!(Right Carol?) You must meet the qualifications though :)

The subjet was: Mark your calendars, Ladies!

Why?
Because I am having GIRL'S GAME NIGHT and YOU should be here to experience the fun firsthand!

Where?
At my house, of course! I mean it's game night, not a wedding....ya think I'm rentin' a hall?

When?
Saturday, January 24th at 6:23 pm

What will you give to me if I come?
I will serve you delicious pizza of various flavor combinations assembled by Papa John's and baked by me in my very own oven! You should really be here just to experience the magic of that if nothing else! Will my oven even work after all these years of dormancy? You'll have to be here to find out.

What should I bring?
You should bring yourself, for sure!

But is that ALL I should bring?
Well it might add some excitement to the party if you were to bring the goods to make your favorite drink. And you might wanna pack your favorite game. And for cryin' out loud the pizza isn't gonna last forever so maybe a snack item. We can discuss...

What should I leave at home?
You should leave behind your asshole husband and those screaming brats you birthed and think the sun rises and sets on. It's not family game night, it's GIRL'S GAME NIGHT! Sheesh, how much clearer do I need to be?

I am so going to game night! I only hope my screaming brats can get along without me :)