Beer, Bondage and Julian moving out

So today we decided to get Carlos and Julian their own room with a minor remodel. We were discussing that at the dinner table tonight. Julian asked "Can you take me next door and show me my new living room?" I had to ask "Do you think you get the whole house" Yes, of course that is what he thought. He thought we were going to just give him the WHOLE house, he is 4! He's not moving out yet. So I remind him of how old he is and tell him that he cannot move out yet and he tells me "I will just be next door and can come visit you." YEAH! That's gonna happen.

After dinner we went to the Y for swimming. When we got out of the pool Carlos decided he was hungry. He asked for a "beerger" his version of burger. We didn't comply. So he starts yelling "beer, beer, beer" Try telling the people at the Y that he is not asking for a beer, we don't even drink!! Clearly, he was asking for a beer .. or at least that is what most though. No, he never did get a beer, a beerger or a burger! He came home had a snack and is crashed out next to me.

On the way home Julian was spotting billboards and asking "what is that for" over and over. Then he recognizes one, and says "Oh, I know what that is, its bondage" I was like "what? where?" he says "Oh we passed it but if you want to know about it you can call 1-800-bondage" I was like "ooookay" then he goes on "you just hook it to your computer and when you pick it up you hear a dial tone" OHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY! VONAGE, whew! I was wondering what he was watching when I wasn't looking!

What a day ... I think I NEED a beer, and did I mention, I don't drink?